El Dorado Diner

Instead of the standard Courtyard breakfast consisting of fake eggs and bad coffee, I sought out a real diner for breakfast.

Visiting Aunt Stella

I am in Yonkers wrapping up a project and flew into LaGuardia late last night. They gave me a tank suitable for my disguise as a resident of Del Boca Vista Phase 1.

Dressing with Salad

We went to Arby's and I tried to get a healthy option but this looked like a lettuce truck ran into a Hellmann's truck. They were better off when they were carving fake roast beef and making horsey sauce.

Thanks SunGard

This was a nice company picnic and a chance to go to a place I would not pay to see. Pictured is the cake we could have had if weren't rushed to clean out the hippo pen.

Wife with Sheep

Without the knowledge of knowing we were at the petting zoo, this post could be grossly misinterpreted.

Monkey with a Radio

There were lots of monkeys in an open area and discovered they could not escape due to their neckwear. They are pictured here planning their escape.

Guy in a Panda Suit

The bears would not look at us so I think the bears are teamsters and hire bear doubles so they can go to discos.

Monkey Pose

Not since the Lief Garrett posters of the 70's has raw sexuality been captured on film. I am unsure how to actually spell Lief so give me and spell check a break.

I Hope He's Alive

This one was in the pen too and he looked way too relaxed.

Picnics & Meerkats

SunGard had their annual picnic at Zoo Atlanta. Enjoy the series of pictures you could probably see in a real zoo if you went outside.

Working from Home

It is nice to be home with a sleepy puppy behind me.

Culinary Genius

When you toast a frozen waffle in the toaster oven, magical goodness occurs. This method does not work in a standard toaster.

Poor Hillary

Every trip I have made for this client has given me a timeline of who has left the presidential race. I bought a Giuliani for President shirt for a dollar but the Hillary bobbleheads have not met my stringent budgetary requirements.

Bye Bye Walk

The views leaving the stadium are nicer than the view of a losing team.

Mmm Fries

With my wife's strong recommendation I had some grease with potatoes. I will report back on the effects.

Scoreboard at Nationals Stadium

I assume based on the first inning score and the boos, this team sucks. 5 runs in the first inning - fail!

Our view of the Plate

I think they are either playing baseball or lacrosse. I am unsure from this height due to the lack of oxygen.

Nationals Stadium

The Metro let us right at the stadium and lucky us it is enormous shirt day. Everybody gets a shirt that could fit Marlon Brando - yay.

White Shoes & Square Bagels

I ventured out of the luxurious Hotel Palomar and went to Cosi to get breakfast. While it was good, the odd part was the walk back where a homeless woman in an Obama shirt yelled at me for my bright white shoes. I promptly stepped in a mud puddle.

Pesce - DC - Tuna Tartare

Here it is - compare and judge. Either way it was good. Very fresh and tasty.