Friday, June 13, 2008

Crown Club & Rice Terrorism


There is a new Crown Club to go to in Jacksonville but the view is of fat guys jackhammering outside. It shakes the whole place violently. In other exciting news, I was detained for about 15 minutes for having rice in my luggage. I bought it at the Columbia Restaurant in St Augustine and I almost had to open it. I am now the rice bomber. The TSA will also be detaining people with beans, sprouts, and other legumes. Pray to Allah and Uncle Ben.

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