Optimizer 3000

I am a big fan of "business speak" and the shmucks pictures through my
Embassy Suites Jacksonville breakfast are no exception.
These guys are going over some Powerpoint where they are quite excited
about some new product called the Optimizer 3000. They claim it will bring
added value to the cleaning manufacturing industry. They also are "pumped"
to present this to the "team" since they will be jealous - whatever the
heck that means. I am very excited for them and hope that my next bottle
of 409 brings synergy to my kitchen.